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[SIREN WAILING]
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[♪♪♪]
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BATMAN: Greetings, Bat-fans.
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This is Batman.
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And Robin, the Boy Wonder.
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And me too: Bat-Mite.
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Welcoming you to The New
Adventures of Batman.
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Watch us wage our
never-ending battle
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of good versus evil.
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ROBIN: Ride with us as we chase
the greatest array of villains
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the world has ever seen,
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proving that crime
does not pay.
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BATMAN: Get set for
thrills and action.
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Join me, Batman.
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And me: Robin, the Boy Wonder.
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And Batgirl.
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And me too: Bat-Mite.
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ROBIN: In the super
New Adventures of--
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BATMAN: Batman.
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[♪♪♪]
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[SIREN WAILING]
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[♪♪♪]
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MAN: Ah, it is
just as I expected.
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The perfect place
from which to operate.
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But it does need
a little something
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to make it more homey.
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That's better.
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Now I can get
down to business.
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Who are the four
vilest villains
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the planet Earth has to offer?
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[CHUCKLING]
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The Penguin. Perfect.
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Ah, Clayface.
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His talents will be useful.
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The Joker and Catwoman.
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Sometimes they
can be careless,
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but still an excellent choice.
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I am pleased.
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With their help,
Batman and Robin
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should cease to be a problem.
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[MEOWING]
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What is this place?
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[CHUCKLING]
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I must be dreaming.
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This is a nightmare
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if you're in it, Penguin.
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Silence.
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I am Zarbor,
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and I have come from another
dimension called Ergo
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to make the four of you
more rich and powerful
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than you ever dreamed possible.
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But there are two obstacles
that stand in our way:
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Batman and Robin.
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And it will be your job
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to remove the Dynamic Duo.
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[♪♪♪]
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[CHUCKLING]
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Are you some kind of weirdo
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or what, my friend?
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If this is a joke,
it isn't funny.
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I assure you, Joker,
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this is not a joke.
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I am deadly serious.
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Enough of these games, Zarbor.
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[MEOWING]
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Get us down from
here and let us see
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what you really look like.
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You have spirit, Catwoman.
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I like that.
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Request granted.
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What are we doing here
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and what do you want
with us, Zarbor?
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Are you ready to
talk business?
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I want you to detain
Batman and Robin
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and that pesky Bat-Mite,
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who also comes
from my dimension.
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Batman and Robin are zero.
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I can handle them myself.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Sure you can, Joker.
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That's why you were in jail.
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You're both fools.
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If anyone can handle the
Caped Crusaders, I can.
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Silence, all of you.
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I will not tolerate failure.
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Do you understand that?
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Yes, Zarbor.
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Then, as you earthlings say,
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shall we shake on it?
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[♪♪♪]
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That puts me up
by a point, Bruce.
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I've still got time, Dick.
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Twenty seconds left.
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Yes, but I've got the ball.
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Not any more.
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Five seconds left.
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It looks goo--
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Tough luck, Bruce. I won.
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That ball was going in,
Dick. If Bat-Mite hadn't--
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You call, Brucie-boy?
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Bat-Mite, have you
ever been slam-dunked?
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[ALARM BEEPING]
The Bat-Signal.
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BRUCE: The commissioner.
Let's move.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hey, wait for me, guys.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[PANTING] I guess I-I'm
getting too old for this stuff.
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[BRAKES SCREECH]
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We have a real mystery on
our hands, Caped Crusaders.
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The Joker and Catwoman
have disappeared
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from the Gotham
City Penitentiary.
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Disappeared? You
mean escaped? No.
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I mean they disappeared
into thin air.
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Cell doors were locked,
window bars untouched.
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Holy Houdini. How
is that possible?
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That's what I want
you two to find out.
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We'll get right on
it, commissioner.
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Let's go, Robin.
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D-d-don't tell me I just...
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missed 'em, commissioner.
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You just missed them, Bat-Mite.
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I'm-- I'm really out of shape.
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The Dynamic Duo and
that pesky Bat-Mite
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are headed for the
Joker's hideout,
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and that is where
you will trap them.
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I will not fail.
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Nor I.
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Me neither.
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[CHUCKLES] I do not know
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the meaning of failure.
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Excellent.
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Then I'll get you on your way.
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[CHUCKLING]
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With the Dynamic Duo and
Bat-Mite out of the way,
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there is no danger now
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of my identity
being discovered.
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Now I must get to work
on those nuclear plants.
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Soon Zarbor will rule Ergo.
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[♪♪♪]
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[CHUCKLING]
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All right, my fellow workers,
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here is my plan.
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Your plan?
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Who made you boss
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of this chicken
outfit, Penguin?
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The most brilliant is
normally the leader.
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And obviously...
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[CHUCKLES]
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I am the smartest
in this foul crew.
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You have nothing but that
ridiculous umbrella, Penguin,
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while I have the
power to change.
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JOKER: Ha-ha!
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It's definitely
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an improvement, Clayface.
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Meow! Brute strength won't
collar Batman and Robin,
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Clayface.
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We have to use the
cunning of a cat.
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This is my house,
and in my house
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I am the boss.
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[GROWLING]
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All right, Joker,
we're listening.
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What's your plan?
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Ha-ha!
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This is my plan.
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That is the silliest plan
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I've ever--
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seeeeeeeeeen!
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What makes you so
sure the Dynamic Duo
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will stand on that trapdoor?
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Because there is more...
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than one.
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You and I are gonna make
a great team, Joker.
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You handsome hunk
of clown, you.
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[MEOWING]
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Ha-ha-ha-ha! You
really think so?
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Meow! On second thought,
I'd rather work alone.
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Now, Caped Crusaders,
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I await your arrival.
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[GIGGLING]
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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Ready, Robin?
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Ready.
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Activate Batapults.
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Let's go.
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Whew. You guys aren't hidin'
from old Bat-Mite, are ya?
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[PANTING]
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Ah, that's what I figured.
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Ho-boy, I'm too
pooped to pop off.
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Maybe I oughta start
takin' some more vitamins.
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Soon, all of the
world's nuclear plants
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will be mine.
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Now, on to the next one.
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A villain's work
is never done.
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[♪♪♪]
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JOKER: Ha-ha! That was
a dirty trick, Catwoman.
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[PENGUIN CHUCKLES]
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PENGUIN: And I don't
find your practical jokes
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very funny, Joker.
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CLAYFACE: Quiet, you fools.
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Yes, how do you
know the Dynamic Duo
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aren't already here?
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I'm not as dumb as you look.
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If Batman and Robin are here,
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my heat sensor
will detect them.
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Ha-ha!
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They're in my Joke Room
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in the south wing.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Knowing they're
here is one thing,
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catching them is
another, Joker.
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You take me for a fool?
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That room is full
of trapdoors.
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ROBIN: Holy high-rent
district, Batman.
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There must be a million
rooms in this house.
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But no sign of the Joker.
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I have the sinking feeling
we're being set up, Robin.
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This floor's full of trapdoors.
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The door.
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CLAYFACE: They're
heading for the door.
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PENGUIN Your silly plan
isn't working, Joker.
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They are still there.
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Ha-ha! Then I'll spring
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my funny little
surprise on them.
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CATWOMAN: Meow! Gone.
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[LAUGHS]
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I told you I'm a genius.
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Batman and Robin
are in the bag.
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Holy bagged birds. What
do you think, Batman?
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Solid steel, Boy Wonder.
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No doors. No windows.
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JOKER: Ha-ha!
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Enjoying your accommodations,
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Dynamic Dunces?
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That little room
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is absolutely escape-proof.
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So stick around,
why don't you?
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I'd like you to meet our host.
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[LAUGHS]
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[PENGUIN CHUCKLING]
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[PENGUIN CHUCKLING]
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PENGUIN: Are you
sure that cell
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is escape-proof, Joker?
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JOKER: Would I lie
to you, Penguin?
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[JOKER CACKLING]
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Those walls are solid steel.
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A laser couldn't
cut through it.
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A brilliant plan, Joker.
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By the time the
Dynamic Duo are found,
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we'll be rich.
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[MEOWING]
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[SNORING]
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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Yipes!
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What happened? Where am
I? What--? What--? What--?
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Oh, boy, after that nap, I
feel like a million bucks.
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[COUGHING]
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Make that a buck and a quarter.
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Lasers won't do it, Robin.
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This must be a
special kind of steel.
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I'll try the Bat-roto.
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Its supersonic-speed
titanium drill
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should cut through
that with no problem.
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Uh, a-anybody h-h-h-home?
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H-ho-boy, this place
gives me the c-c-creeps.
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What's that?
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Lemme outta here.
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00:13:46,209 --> 00:13:48,209
I'm through the wall, Batman.
269
00:13:48,211 --> 00:13:51,647
Good. Start moving up now, so
we'll come out beyond the house.
270
00:13:51,649 --> 00:13:53,181
Right.
271
00:13:56,987 --> 00:13:59,221
Ho-boy, I'm glad to
be outta that place.
272
00:13:59,223 --> 00:14:01,790
Now, if I could only
find Batman and Robin.
273
00:14:05,028 --> 00:14:06,862
Yipes! A giant gopher.
274
00:14:06,864 --> 00:14:08,530
Help. Help.
275
00:14:08,532 --> 00:14:11,467
Bat-Mite, you ding-dong.
It's me, Robin.
276
00:14:11,469 --> 00:14:14,269
Boy Wonder. Am I
glad to see you.
277
00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:16,137
BATMAN: Robin, would
you mind getting...
278
00:14:16,139 --> 00:14:17,839
off my back?
279
00:14:17,841 --> 00:14:21,343
ROBIN: Holy piggyback.
Sorry, Batman.
280
00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:28,550
BATMAN: Go ahead,
commissioner.
281
00:14:28,552 --> 00:14:30,552
Batman, dozens of nuclear
plants have vanished
282
00:14:30,554 --> 00:14:32,154
in the last hour and a half,
283
00:14:32,156 --> 00:14:34,856
and the country will experience
the worst energy crisis
284
00:14:34,858 --> 00:14:37,059
in history if
they're not recovered
285
00:14:37,061 --> 00:14:38,193
within 12 hours.
286
00:14:38,195 --> 00:14:39,894
How many plants are
left, commissioner?
287
00:14:39,896 --> 00:14:42,063
Just one. The
largest in the world.
288
00:14:42,065 --> 00:14:44,233
The offshore plant at bayside?
289
00:14:44,235 --> 00:14:47,069
Right. You and Robin
get out there, and fast.
290
00:14:47,071 --> 00:14:48,570
BATMAN: We're on our way.
291
00:14:48,572 --> 00:14:50,772
Holy rip-offs, Batman.
292
00:14:50,774 --> 00:14:53,742
Who could possibly
steal 10 nuclear plants?
293
00:14:53,744 --> 00:14:55,711
I don't know, Robin,
but I have a hunch
294
00:14:55,713 --> 00:14:59,081
our four villainous
friends are behind this.
295
00:15:09,026 --> 00:15:10,859
B-Batman, w-what--?
296
00:15:10,861 --> 00:15:13,061
Don't worry, Bat-Mite,
we won't sink.
297
00:15:13,063 --> 00:15:14,262
BATMAN: Get ready, Robin.
298
00:15:14,264 --> 00:15:15,430
ROBIN: Ready, Batman.
299
00:15:15,432 --> 00:15:17,099
BATMAN: Retract the wheels.
300
00:15:17,101 --> 00:15:18,266
Wheels retracted.
301
00:15:18,268 --> 00:15:21,103
Activate Bat-skis. Ho-boy.
302
00:15:21,105 --> 00:15:22,571
ROBIN: Bat-skis activated.
303
00:15:26,043 --> 00:15:28,543
All right!
304
00:15:28,545 --> 00:15:33,281
ZARBOR: Oh, what a
perfectly lovely sight.
305
00:15:33,283 --> 00:15:35,116
All that power.
306
00:15:35,118 --> 00:15:37,820
Mine for the taking.
307
00:15:37,822 --> 00:15:41,023
JOKER: Ha-ha!
Breaker, breaker.
308
00:15:41,025 --> 00:15:43,792
Hey, good buddy, have
you got your ears on?
309
00:15:43,794 --> 00:15:45,894
No sign of the local yokels,
310
00:15:45,896 --> 00:15:48,063
smokey bears, or
county mounties.
311
00:15:48,065 --> 00:15:49,631
What's your handle, Zarbor?
312
00:15:49,633 --> 00:15:53,368
I have no idea what you're
talking about, Joker.
313
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,336
All that concerns me
314
00:15:55,338 --> 00:15:58,473
is the status of
Batman and Robin.
315
00:15:58,475 --> 00:16:00,642
JOKER: Ha-ha! We're eastbound,
316
00:16:00,644 --> 00:16:02,711
and we're strutting
style and--
317
00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:04,079
[CHUCKLES]
318
00:16:04,081 --> 00:16:05,747
Answer him, Joker.
319
00:16:05,749 --> 00:16:09,651
He doesn't want to hear all
that foolish CB gibberish.
320
00:16:09,653 --> 00:16:12,487
Where are Batman and Robin?
321
00:16:12,489 --> 00:16:14,122
Ten-four, Zarbor.
322
00:16:14,124 --> 00:16:17,926
The Dynamic Duo are safe
and sound at my house
323
00:16:17,928 --> 00:16:20,461
in an escape-proof cell.
324
00:16:20,463 --> 00:16:22,297
I am pleased.
325
00:16:22,299 --> 00:16:24,700
Your efforts will be rewarded.
326
00:16:24,702 --> 00:16:27,435
Prepare to be teleported
back to the cave.
327
00:16:32,642 --> 00:16:35,911
As you can see, I
have also been busy,
328
00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:39,314
but the biggest plum
has yet to be plucked.
329
00:16:39,316 --> 00:16:40,982
Make yourself at home.
330
00:16:40,984 --> 00:16:42,751
I shall return shortly
331
00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:46,387
and then we will
discuss your future.
332
00:16:46,389 --> 00:16:47,556
Ta-ta.
333
00:16:56,834 --> 00:17:00,235
Hey, there's a boat
comin' right at us.
334
00:17:00,237 --> 00:17:02,304
It's Batman and Robin.
335
00:17:07,928 --> 00:17:12,397
Ah, the biggest prize of all.
336
00:17:19,707 --> 00:17:22,073
Holy boa constrictors. I
can't believe this, Batman.
337
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:25,377
That nuclear plant just shrunk
down to the size of a toy.
338
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,211
That sounds like
Electro's handiwork.
339
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:30,215
He's the only one I know
with those kinds of powers.
340
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,552
But that's impossible.
Electro's in prison.
341
00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:34,719
Zarbor.
342
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,221
What did you say, Bat-Mite?
343
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:39,391
Zarbor is public enemy number
one in my dimension of Ergo.
344
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:41,259
He has the ability
to shrink things,
345
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,528
plus a lot more powers
346
00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:44,229
that I'd rather not think about.
347
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:47,566
But what would he be
doing down here on Earth?
348
00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:50,001
I dunno, unless...it's because
of that energy shortage
349
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,403
we're having on Ergo.
350
00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:53,505
That's why he's shrinking
the nuclear plants:
351
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,974
to transport them
back to his dimension.
352
00:17:55,976 --> 00:17:56,975
I see him.
353
00:17:56,977 --> 00:17:58,243
He's in a submarine,
354
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,811
picking up the shrunken plant.
355
00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:03,147
Holy sinking submarines.
It's diving, Batman.
356
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:04,483
BATMAN: I've got him on sonar.
357
00:18:04,485 --> 00:18:06,952
Get the diving gear ready,
Robin. We'll need it.
358
00:18:10,474 --> 00:18:14,142
So Batman and Robin are free.
359
00:18:14,144 --> 00:18:19,147
I should have never trusted
those fool earthlings.
360
00:18:19,149 --> 00:18:24,486
Now I'll shall have to take
care of the Dynamic Duo myself.
361
00:18:24,488 --> 00:18:26,288
[CACKLING]
362
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,810
You comin', Bat-Mite?
363
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,948
Uh, you guys g-go ahead.
364
00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:38,650
I...think I'd better stay
here and guard the Batmobile.
365
00:18:38,652 --> 00:18:40,319
Holy chicken livers.
366
00:18:40,321 --> 00:18:42,987
You're not afraid of
Zarbor, are you, Bat-Mite?
367
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:46,524
Me, afraid? Don't be
silly, Boy Wonder.
368
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,060
Bat-Mite is afraid of nothing.
369
00:18:48,062 --> 00:18:50,095
Zarbor is a piece of cake.
370
00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:51,696
Look at those hands.
371
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:55,667
R-r-rock s-s-teady.
372
00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:57,902
Holy scaredy-cats.
373
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:01,206
I won't add insult to injury,
Bat-Mite. See ya later.
374
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,324
[WATER SPLASHING]
375
00:19:02,326 --> 00:19:05,010
Where were you when
I needed you? Saps.
376
00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:07,963
[♪♪♪]
377
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:20,091
My job here is now complete.
378
00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:25,864
I have every major nuclear plant
in the world inside that case.
379
00:19:25,866 --> 00:19:30,902
Ha, ha. But you couldn't have
done it if I-- I mean, we.
380
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,871
--hadn't captured
Batman and Robin.
381
00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:35,907
Yes, of course.
Batman and Robin.
382
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:38,043
You're absolutely positive
383
00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:40,711
they couldn't have
escaped from your cell?
384
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,481
I'd stake my reputation on it.
385
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:48,286
Your reputation's not a steak,
Joker. It's a hamburger.
386
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,487
[CHUCKLING]
387
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:53,424
You're all fools.
Look at this.
388
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,460
JOKER: Is this,
uh...some kinda joke?
389
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,830
I should have known
that as mere earthlings,
390
00:19:58,832 --> 00:20:01,166
you would be incompetent.
391
00:20:01,168 --> 00:20:05,470
I shall take care of
the Dynamic Duo myself.
392
00:20:15,749 --> 00:20:18,650
Holy hanging bats.
What's going on?
393
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,084
I can't move.
394
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:25,156
So you are the legendary
Batman and Robin?
395
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,591
[CACKLES]
396
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:31,430
And I'd heard you were such
big, courageous crime-fighters.
397
00:20:31,432 --> 00:20:35,099
But right now, you
look rather helpless.
398
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,935
You are Zarbor?
399
00:20:36,937 --> 00:20:39,771
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
400
00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:43,107
I suppose that little
runt Bat-Mite told you.
401
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,143
By stealing those
nuclear plants,
402
00:20:45,145 --> 00:20:47,613
you've put a lot of
people in danger.
403
00:20:47,615 --> 00:20:48,980
That's right.
404
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:52,283
The hospitals will run out of
emergency power in 12 hours.
405
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:55,287
Oh, you're breaking my heart.
406
00:20:55,289 --> 00:20:57,956
What's our next move, Zarbor?
407
00:20:57,958 --> 00:21:01,627
My next move is
to say goodbye.
408
00:21:01,629 --> 00:21:02,794
Goodbye?
409
00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:06,798
I'm taking the nuclear
plants back to Ergo.
410
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,366
Waa, waa, waa.
411
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:12,804
In other words, you're
pulling a double-cross.
412
00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:15,307
Yes, but just think:
413
00:21:15,309 --> 00:21:19,478
I've given you Batman
and Robin to play with.
414
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,447
Have an eeeevil day.
415
00:21:23,817 --> 00:21:25,250
[CHUCKLES]
416
00:21:25,252 --> 00:21:27,319
Like the man said,
417
00:21:27,321 --> 00:21:32,657
we have Batman and Robin
to do with as we please.
418
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,459
[PENGUIN CHUCKLES]
419
00:21:39,383 --> 00:21:42,134
[♪♪♪]